I often get a lot of questions about what I like once people find out my favorite music artist isn’t a beaver. So here I am to explain something. No? You didn’t ask? You probably didn’t even bother reading the title.
However, this indulgence in occasional narcissism is allowed because…

First, I’m going to give great cheerios for the woman who nominated me. Such sweet words. Visit her at http://robynblue.wordpress.com/
And no, I can’t shorten the link name cause if you haven’t already read the reason why my web link doesn’t make sense in Excessive Thoughts..well you don’t deserve to know now the short way.
Now I’m going to break some rules here and make things interesting. The last time I poured my heart out on surprisingly, another version of the Liebster award, well… I guess some people just don’t know beauty when they see it. Therefore, allow me the privilege to give you a walk through of a series of photos that represent me.

Music:
The sweet perversion of older men.
Older by more than 25 years.
Guess I’m a backwards cougar?
Sigh. Handsome lads. They just don’t make vocal cords like that anymore.

Maynard James Keenan
Tool
Perfect Circle
The Puscifer
Might I add as an honorable mention:

Young one, you’re only 30. Give it 20 more years until you reach the epitome of orgasmic voices.
Leisure:
Bunkering down and reading a book with a cup of tea.

Just like an old woman.
Might I also add with a shit load of sugar and condensed milk.
So a TOOTHLESS old woman.
Love Interest:

Most of you already know.
If there’s any brave soul of a woman out there who dares put her meat on the market, you’ll understand my pain when I tell you this. Chasing after one who’s as capricious as the wind is a hard life. But it’s worth it.
Also, note worthy, am obviously an aspiring artist if you haven’t gotten that through yet. Taking photos of my cat’s crouch is my calling.
Conclusion:
Pervert + TOOTHLESS old woman + rejected romantic = It’s a wonder I have friends.
No? Did I say this would be fun for you?
Well, who were we kidding. This was all for me.
Oh yeah. And for the nominees.
http://mikkiaaron.wordpress.com/
http://mihaelagruia.com/
http://junsjazzimages.wordpress.com/
http://taylorjorjorian.wordpress.com/
http://becomingcliche.wordpress.com/
http://talesfromthemotherland.me/
http://rohan7things.wordpress.com/
http://everydaygurus.com/
http://generaldouchebaggery.com/
http://badlandsbadley.wordpress.com/
March 8, 2013 at 3:12 AM
Thanks so much Sarah! Aww, so I need to age another 20 years and grow fur if I’m ever going to have a chance huh!? 😉
Hehe, have a nice weekend, take care!
Rohan.
March 8, 2013 at 6:54 AM
That, and you are on your way! Maybe one day you can be on there with Reeve Carney (; … these are the steps to become a womanizer. Obviously.
Haha, you’re totally welcome (: Link me to your music if you don’t mind! I may or may not stalk. Or get the feverish tingles.
Sarah
March 9, 2013 at 7:34 AM
Congrats, Sarah. Thank you for the nomination.
p.s.
If you are a toothless old woman at heart, then Trent Reznor is not too old for you. 🙂
March 9, 2013 at 9:28 AM
Thank you and you’re welcome !
Ah, alas ! Someone who approves (‘: I knew we were meant to be.
March 11, 2013 at 6:40 PM
I’ll never forget the day I found out what capricious meant. I was doing an English conversation class for some Japanese people, and we did this one exercise where you had to choose what animal represented you and why. One of the really quiet women in the class chose a cat for its capriciousness. Looked it up in her little electronic dictionary and everything because it was so important to get it right. I have, unfortunately, forgotten the Japanese word for capriciousness. I bet it doesn’t translate directly anyway.
End random tenuously relevant anecdote.
March 11, 2013 at 7:00 PM
Cool! I wish I could speak japanese (: I remember when I first came about the word while reading a book, and after looking it up I was determined to use it in my next essay. Sadly, the teacher then was capricious also, in the worse of ways and didn’t receive it quite well…Hm, I don’t think that was used quite right either.
Well, we’ve got to give cats some credit for keeping us so wrapped around their pinkie without even trying like a dog might.
I think my father used to have one of those little electrical gadgets too. Can’t express how mind-blown my sister and I were to see that we could draw and write chinese letters in order to translate things.
“Tenuously relevant anecdote” is a great way to describe this jumble of a blog. It could have been my header.
Thanks for dropping by ! (:
March 13, 2013 at 9:15 AM
Sarah, Ducky, thank you so much for this nomination. I prefer to think of it as a win: as having gotten an actual Liebster—even if all the other nominees are equally grand. I just want to win something! Thank you, thank you! I am posting today. 🙂
March 13, 2013 at 5:18 PM
Awe, you’re totally welcome ! Haha, surprisingly I’ve yet to be called Ducky.
This is definitely a win ! (: You deserve it. Go brag to the world :D!
Reading this just made me smile, so thank YOU!
March 13, 2013 at 5:49 PM
I will only call you Ducky, from this day forward. I know it’s not Xavier (that interesting name you so long for), but, when people hear me call you Ducky, they will be uber curious and jealous! 😉
March 13, 2013 at 5:51 PM
One can only dream. I suppose Ducky is an upgrade from Sarah. There’s only a few of those possibly, and of those few I can easily shoot down. Yes guys, fawn over my name (;
March 13, 2013 at 5:57 PM
My daughter’s Hebrew name is Livia Sarah… so I’m a bit partial to it. My great grandmother’s name. Instead of wishing for a new name, make Sarah the name that other girls wish they had. Rock that name Ducky!
March 13, 2013 at 6:04 PM
Haha! Yes I will do that along with the 5 other Sarah’s I know. Nothing original like a sixtuplet (;
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March 15, 2013 at 6:36 AM
You are totally welcome! (: Spreading my mad cackles is my calling (;